baby's first blog

this is great because when people ask me what i do for work now, i can tell them i'm a blogger. one of the weirdest things about my work lately is that i have actually been working on a lot of things that don't involve my butt but because they are linked to a place where my butt is heavily featured, i can't share the non-butt-featuring parts either. unfortunately, this blog is one of those things so when people ask what kind of a blog i have, it, too, will have to remain a mystery.